How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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