hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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