I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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