just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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