I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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