i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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