Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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