Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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