I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
