i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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