If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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