Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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