Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
