Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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