She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
bring money and cleavage
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
