its not stalking. its research.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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