seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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