I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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