Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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