I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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