Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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