Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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