i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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