so let's talk penis.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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