You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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