Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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