i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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