You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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