yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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