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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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