Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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