Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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