Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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