i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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