new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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