What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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