I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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