i don't like sucking hair
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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