You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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