great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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