AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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