There was a lot of him and a little penis
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
