i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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