Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's just like the Real World with babies
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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