i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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