Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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