There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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