While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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