Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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