I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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