at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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