She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ladies don't puke and tell
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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