me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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