Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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