im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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