How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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