oh god the rape fog is back!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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