***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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