Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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